Travels With Myself

A Personalized Periodic Update, just for my family and friends, of the Ongoing Adventures of Your Favorite World Traveler

Location: Budapest, Hungary

After nearly 30 years in the financial industry in the US (mostly California and New Mexico), I decided it was time for my second life. I sold my house, sold my car, sold all my furniture, took a TEFL course and moved to Budapest to teach Business English to the business people of Hungary. Amazing mid-life change! I taught for about eight years, then pretty much retired. Since then I have traveled extensively, and have been to nearly 75 countries. I have had six books published, mostly about my travels - see my author's page on I have made friends all over the world. Becoming an expat is the best move I ever made and I plan to continue my travels indefinitely. Come join me on this blog and enjoy the places I've been and the people I've met in the past and present and hopefully will meet in the future.

Thursday, September 20, 2018

G'Day Gdansk!

OK, that would work much better if I were Australian, but what the heck, I’ve been to Australia, so IMHO that counts. Regular readers will always cut me a touch of literary leeway.

So – where to go next? My downstairs neighbors had visited Gdansk in 2017 and thought I might like it, so what the heck, here I go. Gdansk is a Polish port city on the Baltic, called Danzig by the Germans. The long weekend of September 13-17, 2018, seemed ideal and I made my flight and hotel reservations accordingly. I chose a hotel right in the center of Old Town, the Blue Buddy-Hard Rock apartment hotel, situated above the Hard Rock Café on Gdansk’s main square, Dlugi Targ. Can’t get much better than that.

My LOT Airlines flight left Budapest on Thursday, Sep 13, around 10 o’clock in the morning, an easy time to fly. A two-hour-plus layover in Warsaw (arrived Gate 46, departed Gate 4!) and I arrived in Gdansk around 2:30 PM. Easy peezy. I had made arrangements with my hotel to pick me up at the airport, which was easier than taking a taxi or public transportation, so why not. Took about 25 minutes to get into town and my check-in also went off without a hitch.

The entry to my flat was on a side street next to the Hard Rock Café. I was met by Kuba, who gave me the keys and showed me around. The rear of the building and stairwell were not well-maintained, but the flat was modern and beautiful. One bedroom, kitchen, bathroom living room – very nice. There was even an electric guitar hanging in the living room, in case I woke up in the middle of the night and felt the need to jam. As always, I dumped my suitcase and clothes in my room and went out to explore another first-time city.

Gdansk’s first claim to fame was its membership in the Hanseatic League as an important Baltic port on the crossroads of North East and Central Europe. World War II was actually ignited by a dispute over the control of the city and by the end of the war the city lay almost completely in ruins. Like Warsaw, however, most of the old buildings have been painstakingly restored or rebuilt.

Gdańsk is most well-known in modern times as the birthplace of Solidarity, led by the charismatic leader, Lech Wałęsa; it was the labor and democracy movement that helped bring down the Communist government in Poland, which marked the beginning of the end of the Cold War.

I kept all this history in mind as I wandered out onto the main square of Long Street. So over- powering! Lots of beautiful slender buildings re-done in the old style of architecture, with spires and peaks and statues and everything either repainted vibrant colors or decorated with various types of scrollwork. Absolutely stunning.
All along the main street called, appropriately enough, Long Street (Dluga Targ), the reconstructed buildings (98% of which were destroyed during WWII) are used as restaurants, amber stores, shops and cafes. There are no entrance doors on this side of the buildings; the entries are all on the rear side of the edifices – or would those be called the front? Not sure, but, anyway, nothing to mar the surfaces facing Long Street.

I walked down to the Green Gate, just 75 meters away, and through its arches, to find the Motlawa River, flanked by old buildings and new ones under construction, all leaning over the river bank and eager for new buyers to spend their money propping up the economy of Gdansk. Lots of character. I crossed the river to the Wyspa Spichrzów, or Island of Granaries, grabbed a snack on the island and then crossed back to my side, where I found the Cathead Pub with a terrace on the river. A nice beer was sorely needed by this time, and I enjoyed the peaceful ambiance, even with the hordes of tourists flocking the streets and river banks.

Then I walked the length of cobblestoned Long Street, all the way down to the opposite end and the Golden Gate. Gdansk simply oozes, secretes, exudes charm and character. Buildings, colors, architecture, carvings, statues, all have that old-time look and feel. I took a side street to the parallel Piwna Street and managed another beer at the Amber Pub. Everything was just so picturesque and photogenic, I couldn’t stop taking pictures. In fact, I took around 250 shots in just 3 ½ days. Most of the buildings were only four or five stories tall and they nearly all had a porch sticking out from the street side. Each building had a loooong metal drainpipe coming down from the roof and emptying into a long trough carved out of cement and ending in a spout carved into the shape of an animal or person or whatever. A unique arrangement.

I popped back to my flat (only two flights of stairs, no lift!) and got my light jacket to guard against the encroaching chill. I tried the Scottish pub just around the corner, but, other than the national flag on the wall, it was as Scottish as Hong Kong. The sumo-sized bartender was friendly, but there was no Belhaven Best beer and no music there on a Thursday night, so I moved on. I checked out the nearby Red Light Pub, but, again, other than the red lights, there was nothing special about it. I tried to have dinner at Jack’s, but the waitress sat me down and promptly forgot about me, so I hoofed on over to Hard Rock. At least we know what we’re getting there.

Well, sort of. I must admit, this Hard Rock was not particularly outstanding. The wait staff, while friendly, were very slow and not accommodating – they sat me in a blast from the air conditioner, and I had to move twice. The food was only Cool! After a rather bland meal of Twisted Mac, I decided on an early night and turned the corner to the entrance to my flat area. Suddenly I heard the distinct sounds of karaoke. Yep, there was a karaoke pub right there! I scurried inside and checked out their song list, and it was pretty terrible, which means it didn’t have any of my favorite karaoke songs. Disappointed! Time to catch some Zs and prepare for three days of heavy walking.
Friday morning, cloudy and cool, saw me walking farther down the riverside to see the iconic Crane, a gigantic crane that used to lift all sorts of things out of the ships that docked here from abroad. The Hansa League sponsored some energetic traders and they spread out all over the world to find their goods and bring them back to the Baltic. And a lot of them were removed from their ships by this crane. Excellent.

My destination this morning was the World War II Museum, about a 20-25-minute walk from Long Street. It was an easy stroll and I got to see what was happening along the riverbank, mainly tourist boats, old pirate ships for the real tourists, big metal cranes, restaurants getting ready to open (usually at ten AM). I found the museum easily enough, and it is an impressive structure, like a gigantic leaning block with its underside made of reflective glass. I had a light snack at the café inside and then took the self-guided tour.
Well, sports fans, I’ll tell you, I’ve been to quite a few museums dealing with World Wars I and II and they pretty much blur together after a while. Don’t get me wrong, they are done extremely well and are very informative and try really hard to give the viewer the true hard nasty bloody facts of war, and they do succeed in that. This museum had some bloodier and grosser exhibits than others I’d seen, but, all in all, it was still an anti-war museum. I spent about two hours inside, going through many of the exhibits in details, skimming over others. In the end, I didn’t learn anything new. It was the same old message: War is hell. Avoid it. If you don’t, you’ll be sorry.

I emerged into a hazy sunshine and walked back to the river embankment, where I had lunch at Republika. I arrived there a few minutes before 1 PM; my pirate cruise was scheduled to start at 2 PM, so I figured I had plenty of time for lunch. Silly rabbit! The national soup of Poland looked good, so I ordered that.

OK, all of my faithful followers, you know what comes next, right? Right? Come on, say it with me….. “Oh, we don’t have that!” The smiling young woman with braces on her teeth seemed almost gleeful when she told me that. I wanted to stab her with the salt shaker. But I remained (mostly) calm and ordered the chicken wings. It then took her nearly ten minutes to bring my lemonade and fifteen minutes later she finally brought me my lunch. It was now 1:25 PM. My boat was right in front of the terrace where I was about to have lunch, but I knew I’d have to get on board quickly to get a good seat – or any seat at all.

I scarfed my wings as quickly as I dared and chugged down my lemonade and looked around for Braces Girl to get my check. Nowhere to be seen. Five minutes – seven minutes. I finally chased her down inside the restaurant and hovered over her until I got my check. There was space on the check for a tip. I mentioned this to her and told her the only tip she’d get was “Don’t read Trip Advisor next week!” Crummy service.
I did get on my boat and did get one of the last seats on the foredeck and took it easy for the next 90 minutes, cruising the Motlawa River all the way down to where it runs into the Baltic Sea at Westerplatte, where there was another WWII monument. The day was warm and the sun was shining and the breeze was refreshing and the mostly Scandinavian and German tourists weren’t too awfully annoying and I got to see the shipyards a little closer and that was interesting, so the afternoon turned out OK after all.

After my cruise, I walked Mariacka street, the Old Town’s premier street for amber shops, a lovely tree-lined, cozy, cobbled, porched, stooped street reeking of ambiance and amber. Later I stopped at the Sphinx restaurant on the main square for another of those great amber beers before catching my afternoon rest.

I thought I’d look for the Bruderschaft restaurant for dinner, but, once I found it, realized it was a bar only – no food. Next door was the Rekawiczka restaurant, however, which served up a lovely wild boar with a mushroom risotto and glazed beets. Yum. After dinner I waited for their live music to start at 8:30, as advertised on their sandwich board out front, but by 9 PM no music. I did hear some live guitar sounds coming from across the street, so wandered over to the San Marco restaurant, just in time to catch the last ten minutes or so of the two guitar players as I sipped my Sambuca in the cool Baltic night.
Saturday was a sleep-in, as the museum I wanted to visit didn’t open until 10 AM. I walked down Long Street to the Golden Gate and through its arches to find a bus and tram stop. I caught the Number 8 tram for only two stops and got off at the Solidarity Museum. The European Solidarity Centre (Polish: Europejskie Centrum Solidarności) is a museum and library devoted to the history of Solidarity, the Polish trade union and civil resistance movement, and, by extension, to other opposition movements of Communist Eastern Europe. Solidarity played a major part in the fall of Communism in Europe, but now it’s pretty much a thing of the past. However, its museum is pretty fancy.

Entrance is through the old shipyard gates and then on into the huge museum itself. The history of Polish resistance to Communism is traced in every detail and, interesting though it was, I sort of skimmed through the last part. Museums just tire me out. One hour was enough to spend in this 3-4 hour monument. I caught the tram back to the Golden Gate and found the Hop On Hop Off bus tour almost ready to leave, so I hopped on – as one does.

The narrator was a fun Norwegian who made up for the fact that the tour itself was not that great. I suppose it was mainly because I had already seen 90% of the sights the tour visited. Plus, of course, the tour stopped for 15 minutes at – guess where? – yep, the Solidarity Museum! It would have been a better deal if I hadn’t already seen all those sights.

After disembarking, I walked back toward the center of Old Town, passing by the Shakespeare Theater. This building is a long, black edifice without windows but with a sliding roof for those hot summer night performances. It resembled nothing more to me than a gigantic Black Hole, sucking in all light around it. Strange choice for a theater.

It was late for lunch, but I persevered and walked through the Green Gate and across the bridge to the Wyspa Spichrzów, (Island of Granaries). Only a few years ago this island was in ruins and therefore strictly off limits and no one was allowed on it; now it’s a hub of new flat construction, restaurants, marinas, pubs and a gigantic Ferris wheel. The Gdansk Eye?
Anyway, I also crossed the river on the opposite side of the island and found the Hotel Gdansk, which incorporated the Brovarnia Brewery in its innards. Very nice beer (Zioto Browarnia Jasne) and a light lunch of meat dumplings with Kashubian plum sauce and forest mushrooms. Afterwards, a brief afternoon rest was called for.

Dinner that night was at La Pampa Argentinian steak house, where I sat outside next to one of those tubular flame contraptions that keep you warm in the chilly night air. I ordered the sirloin steak and, to be healthy, a side of broccoli. OK, now, can you see the Greek Chorus forming behind me? Ready? All together: “Oh, we don’t have that.” Sigh. At least they had green beans instead, so I could get my veggie input for the day. A nice red wine complemented the meat. An after-dinner wander found me turning a corner onto a street concert, with beach lounge chairs spread out on the street and happy, relaxed Poles enjoying the free orchestra and singer. I joined in (the audience, not the singer) and rested while the music flowed around us.

I must have then stopped at five places looking for a dessert, chocolate or cake or mousse or something sweet, and nobody had anything! Ten o’clock on a Saturday night and everyone seemed to be out of dessert. In a last, desperate gamble, I checked in at the Sphinx restaurant and, lo and behold, they actually had at least one dessert left – mine! Chocolate Mousse with whipped cream accompanied by a heated Hennessey. My night ended on a happy note.

My final G’day in Gdansk was mainly spent walking the neighborhoods I’d missed previously and looking for special restaurants and pubs. I had breakfast at a very small café way off the beaten path: scrambled eggs, toast, bacon, tomato and juice. It was a dark grey and cloudy day and somewhat breezy, not conducive to summertime strolls. However, the atmosphere and ambiance still had a positive effect on me, so I continued to look for those special little streets and nooks and crannies that so often pop up in these old European towns. I even picked up some souvenirs, which I hadn’t intended, and had my picture put on a post card for mailing.
I chose the Pierogarnia on Piwna street for my last lunch. There are several of these little pierogi places around town and I was eager to try them. I went for the “Glutton’s Choice” of eight pierogies (dumplings), or two each of the following: Traditional (pork meat with crunchy pork); Hunter (self-minced boar meat with juniper berries and pork rinds); Kashubian Style (goose meat with dried pear and apple and dried plum sauce with a hint of whiskey); and the Peasant Style (baked black pudding with fried onions and crunchy pork rinds). The portion size was just right and I left the diner fully satisfied.

I walked off my lunch for a couple of hours then repaired to my flat for siesta time. I had noticed the Lebanese köfte on the menu of the Sphinx restaurant and that sounded like a good dinner. I should have known: be careful of the restaurants on the main tourist street. The food, as it turned out, was quite good, but the service that night was not. I started with a cocktail and went on to the köfte: beef rolls with Arabic rice, grilled veggies and spicy harissa sauce. I went with the recommended Monterio Tempranillo wine as an accompaniment. The veggies were hot but the meat and rice were only warm. My waiter disappeared after serving my food and I had to chase him down to get my check. At least his poor service spared me from having to leave a tip.

And, finally, Monday: Leaving Day. A mid-morning Full English Breakfast at the Hard Rock Café and my driver picked me up around 11 AM. Turned out my flight from Gdansk was 30 minutes late and from Warsaw (arrive Gate 45, depart Gate 5) one hour late! But at least I got home safe and sound after all that. Another interesting weekend in a really beautiful little gem of a city. Check it out – you’ll like it.

Wednesday, August 01, 2018

The Jewel of The Med Keeps Calling me Back

WOW! My fourth visit to Sardinia. I must really love this place. Actually --- I do! I thought about my summer beach holiday and decided I really couldn’t do any better than Alghero, Sardinia, Italy. So, what the heck. I messaged my friend Alessia at the Hotel Riviera, just one block off the Lido beach area in Alghero, asking about best time to visit. We agreed on the end of July, their high season and, even though it is usually more expensive than other times, she was kind enough to offer me a lovely 25% discount off the standard room price (including breakfast). It was an offer I couldn’t refuse.

So all I had to do was book a flight through Expedia, as usual. When I searched the flights, the one that appeared best (despite a 6:30 AM flight leaving Alghero) was a whopping $1000 US! Damn! Ah, well, I figured it must be Alitalia’s high season also, so I bit the bullet and signed up. Hey – it’s only money, after all.


I sweated through the July heat in Budapest until my flight the late morning of Thursday, July 19, 2018. I checked in at Budapest airport and requested an aisle seat, as usual. My boarding pass said Seat 2C. Hmmm, 2C? That’s in the Business or First Class section of the plane. I checked my boarding pass again and, sure enough, it said “Business Class.” I never book Business Class – too expensive and not needed on these short flights anyway. How did that happen? Damn! Well, guess I was stuck with it now, so might as well make the most of it. Maybe it would be fun after all, like the time I flew First Class when on an audit for my former financial employer.

So I settled in to a nice, wide comfy seat and the plane took off and when we reached our cruising altitude, the stewardess appeared and drew the curtains between Business Class and the Hoi Polloi in the rear. You know all those stories you’ve heard about what goes on in Business Class when the curtains are drawn? It’s so much better than that. However, as soon as the curtains closed, the co-pilot appeared and swore us all to secrecy as to what was going to happen for the next 90 minutes or so of our flight. We were not to divulge anything we saw or felt or smelled or handled or heard or tasted under penalty of never being able to fly Business Class again. The airline had our personal info from our ticket booking and could find us anytime they wanted. We were agog at this occurrence, as we never anticipated anything like it. This was so incredibly COOL.

And so, dear disappointed reader, sorry, but I can’t tell you about anything that went on during that flight. I can, however, tell you it’s a good thing I had a change of clothes in my carry-on bag. Whew! I can’t wait to save up for another Business Class booking.

I changed planes in Rome and got to Alghero around 6:30 PM and caught a taxi to the hotel. Alessia was off until Saturday, but she had left instructions with the other Receptionist, Giusy, to take care of me, and so it was another easy check-in. I’m not sure what I was expecting exactly, but I knew the hotel was in a beach area so thought it would probably have a beach feel to it.

I didn’t take too much time to inspect my room – not that there was much anyway. Very narrow and basic, but it did have a nice balcony overlooking a construction site and, farther away, the sea. I turned on the aircon full blast, unpacked quickly, changed into shorts and light shirt and went out to see if anything had changed on the Lido Beach area since my last visit in 2016.
I checked out nearby restaurant/bar Santa Cruz, to see if Tommaso was working that night, but he was off until the next day. So I strolled down the beach to Maracaibo tiny beach bar for a couple of long, cold drinks to start my visit off right. On the way back to the hotel, I stopped in at Bohan, a local Japanese pizza place. Interesting mix. A couple of Sardinian Ichnusa beers went down well along with some sushi and tempura. Then I inspected my hotel.

The Hotel Riviera is an older building, needing some refurbishment on the outside but obviously recently remodeled on the inside. Shining tile floors, new paint on the walls, upgraded bathroom fixtures, including a shower module that stuck out from one wall almost to the other wall, making it rather difficult to get by to the small toilet and bidet area behind it; my paunch barely made it and I knew if I ate too much I was in danger of not making it at all.

It’s a three-star place with a nice pool, indoor and outdoor bars (never used while I was there; must have been a somewhat boring clientele). Even with my discount it was pricey, but the main draw for the hotel was obviously proximity to the beach. There were lots of pizza places nearby, along with beach sunbed and umbrella rentals. But the room had all I needed so no worries there: TV, single bed, wardrobe, desk, chair, suitcase stand, good aircon, wall safe and balcony. I was satisfied. The breakfast buffet was overseen by Alessia’s husband Antonio, another old bud from their former hotel.

My first full day, Friday, July 20, I headed down to breakfast to see what was up. And there, fixing made-to-order eggs for early diners, was my old bud Antonio, Alessia’s husband and another of the crew I’d met several years ago. He greeted me with cheek kisses and I felt I was home again. I made my way into town to take care of a couple of admin things, including getting a weekly bus pass so I wouldn’t have to walk to and from the city every day; I knew my nights would be somewhat alcohol-fueled and I didn’t want to face those long walks back to the hotel. I ran into Gianni on the way, owner of Dietro il Carcere, another restaurant I’d frequented in the past, and he was also happy to welcome me back. It was like old home week. I made dinner reservations for the following day, eager to be back.

I decided an afternoon at the hotel’s pool was in order, just to get me into the Sardinian lifestyle of slow time, so back I went and spent the rest of the day lounging and dipping in the pool to counteract the terrific heat of the day – around 90F (35C) most of the time I was there. Of course, there was usually a nice cool onshore breeze to help counteract the heat, and my room’s aircon took care of the rest.
Late afternoon I walked the short two blocks to the Santa Cruz restaurant to see if my other old bud Tommaso was working that night, which he was, but I hardly recognized him. He’d dropped 20 kilos and shaved his head and grown a scruffy beard and I was amazed to see him, but he recognized me right off, even after three years, and was happy to greet me and to welcome me back. I had a drink with him and then bused into town to have another long drink at the Café Gilbert Ferret in the center of town and then wandered up to find dinner along the Bastioni Marco Polo, the old fort rampart overlooking the Med.

It was just as energetic and romantic as I remembered, and I was able to get a table easily, as it was too early for most Sardinian diners (7 PM). I nice carpaccio salad with fried aubergine and white wine hit the spot. And, of course, a finishing touch of seadas. Afterwards, I strolled the city, which was awash in tourists, mostly mainland Italians who took their summer vacation here. There was very little breeze that night, and the heat was sweltering. I caught the last Beach Bus home around 10:30 with a humungous crowd and dripped my way to my air-conditioned room.
My pool day was so nice I decided to stretch it to the beach, only one short block away from the hotel. It was a Saturday, which meant there would be locals and tourists flocking to the sand and surf. I managed to procure an umbrella and sunbed and spent the rest of the day being lazy. I dipped in and out of the Med, cooling off as needed. I was amazed to see so many waders up to their thighs in the cooling waters while talking on or playing with their damn cell phones. How sad.

I had a strange Megadog for lunch, but without mustard, which the server at the small beach food stand had apparently never heard of; he offered me either ketchup or mayo. Yucchh. I finally got to hook up with Alessia back at the hotel and also signed up for one of the local island tours on Tuesday, to see sights I’d missed in my earlier visits.
After my air-cooled nap, it was off to town again, first to stop at the Café Hopera for a tall cool drink or two, plus an early appetizer of prosciutto ham and melon. Yum. I also found a new store in town, Cannabis Square, that looked quite interesting. I almost bought some things there to bring home, but passed just in case. And it's a good thing I did, as there was a sniffer dog at the Budapest airport! Then it was off to Gianni’s wonderful little sidewalk/street restaurant, in the shadow of the former Alghero prison, for a soul-satisfying dinner of seafood fregulas. I smiled all the way through it and on into my after-dinner drink of mirto. It really did feel like I was home again.

Sunday was another pool day. I told you this was a beach holiday and I’d be spending a lot of time either at the pool or the beach. It was just so nice relaxing in the Mediterranean sunshine and going for swims and dips in the sea or the pool. Nothing to do, no deadlines to meet (not that I have that many nowadays anyway), no place to be at a certain time – just doing whatever I want whenever I want. Cool.
So that evening I walked down to Ramblas restaurant, just across from Maracaibo on the beach. It looked like a nice place and every restaurant I’d tried in Alghero served such wonderful food, why not? A couple of Ichnusa beers and a nice El Diablo pizza (black olives, tomato, salami, mozzarella, spicy oil and chili sauce) hit the spot. It was a really tasty pizza and I enjoyed every bit of it going down. Unfortunately, I didn’t enjoy it quite so much coming back up later that night. I was up and down with a bad stomach most of the night. I have no idea what could have caused this episode of food poisoning, but there it was. Nasty. I gave the chambermaid 20 euros to clean my bathroom; not a pretty sight.

When I told my friends about my episode at Ramblas, they all made ‘that face’ and shook their head and muttered, “aahh, Ramblas,” in that way people do when you’ve done something bad. Well, how was I supposed to know? Anyway, before choosing another place for dinner, I always checked in with them to see if there was something I should know. Fortunately, no more bad stomach nights this trip.

Monday was, as you might imagine, a bust. Although I quit barfing in the late morning, I was weak and tired all day, so spent it in bed, catching up on my sleep and letting my poor battered body rest up. Besides, I wanted to be up and about the next day for my tour. Feeling much more chipper the next morning, I was up and ready to go before breakfast. I had a very light meal. Camomile tea, some great stomach powder that Alessia had on hand for just such occasions, dry toast, cheese (to help bind) and I walked over to the pickup point a couple of blocks away. The bus was on time, 8:30, and we were away, around 25 hardy souls looking to discover some of Sardinia’s secrets that would entertain and enthrall us.
First off was a one-hour drive down the coast to the tiny city of Bosa, supposed to be a favorite tourist destination. We should have known what the tour would be like when we made our only stop on the way down, on the cliffs overlooking ….. the sea!. Which was shrouded in mist farther out, so, really, not a major sea view after all. Really wasn’t even worth the leg-stretch.

We had been allotted a three-hour stay in Bosa, which was about two-and-a-half hours too long. Really, nothing to see there. Even the castle ruins high on a hill were closed. The one Old Town cobblestone street was touristy and rather blah, but I did manage a nice spaghetti carbonara lunch at a terrace restaurant. I mainly found some shady spots on the main square and relaxed my ravaged stomach.

On the road again at 1 PM, we drove a roundabout and back-road route to Nuraghe, one of the sites of ancient, prehistoric Sardinia. At least this was interesting. The site we saw was out in the middle of nowhere. It had one remaining stone tower (of the original four), surrounded by what was left of the outer walls, which we could walk into and climb the inside steps to the top.
This site is the main type of ancient megalithic edifice found in Sardinia, developed between 1900 and 730 BCE. It’s the symbol of Sardinia and its distinctive culture, the Nuragic civilization. More than 7000 nuraghes have been found, out of a possible 10,000.

No one really knows what the function of the nuraghes was, as no written records were left by the builders. They could have been rulers' residences, military strongholds, meeting halls, religious temples, ordinary dwellings, massage parlors, houses of negotiable virtue, shoe stores or a combination of any of these things. They might have been something between a "status symbol" and a "passive defense" building, i.e., a deterrent for possible enemies.

Nuraghes could also have been the "national" symbol of the Nuragic peoples. Nuraghes may have just connoted wealth or power, or they may have been an indication that a site had its owners. In short, as noted above, no one really knows what they were for. But the one we entered was definitely worth seeing.

After our inspection of the old tower, we panted over to our air-conditioned bus and turned our vents on “High.” Then it was off to the tiny mountaintop town of Monteleone (“Lion’s Mountain”). The road up to the top is so steep we had to go through a series of five serious switchbacks, of which our driver made only three without having to back up. Once there, we visited a unique enterprise, where women made costume ‘jewelry’ out of unleavened bread. Really fascinating designs for necklaces, tiaras, pins and brooches, earrings, etc.
There are always only three women involved in each part of the process – no one known why, but it apparently has always been so. Maybe because in ancient times the number ‘3’ had sacred connotations? Again, no one knows. But it was an interesting stop to visit a place and an activity not found elsewhere. I love that sort of stuff. We also got a tasty biscuit (we’d call it a cookie) and a shot of mirto, always a pleasure.

It had been a long day and we wended our way back to Alghero, arriving around 6 PM. My stomach seemed to be recovering and, on the advice of Alessia, I decided to settle it even more with some red meat. Yum. So it was dinner at Santa Cruz on the beach, where Tommaso is one of the bartenders. He made me a couple of lovely cocktails and his kitchen prepared a beautiful steak, just right, along with some steak fries and a dessert of seadas.

In case I haven’t raved about this amazing dish before, seada is a Sardinian dessert prepared by deep-frying a large semolina dumpling with a filling of soured Pecorino cheese and lemon peel in olive oil or lard; it is then served covered with honey (which is how I take mine) or sugar. Just to be sure my stomach was working properly, I took another pack of Alessia’s powder before bed.

Wednesday morning was a half-shopping day in town, then back to the hotel’s pool and a lazy afternoon in the sun and water. I tried a couple of local (i.e., easy walking distance) restaurants for dinner, but either they were restaurants with a full bar that didn’t serve cocktails or a bar that served cocktails but no full dinners. Hmmm, strange. Tommaso’s place advertised itself as a bar/restaurant, so I guess that’s why it served both.

Anyway, I wound up at Les Arenes for a nice little steak and veggies, with some of the house red wine (not great) and, of course, my seadas. The place was packed, literally, full of families and couples and groups and one single old man. The veggies I ordered turned out to be slices of grilled aubergine, not a mix as I had hoped for. Apparently Les Arenes is so popular because of its one-meter pizza, as most of the groups and families seemed to order it (or its sister dish, the one-half-meter pizza). Probably 1/3 of a meter wide, it came on a long board so the entire family or group or whatever could dig in from all sides at the same time. Even after my unfortunate bout with the pizza at Ramblas, I wished I was in a large group so I could have had some of that loooong pizza. Maybe next time.

Thursday, another light breakfast and a nice day at the beach with the crowds of mainland Italian tourists and their families. Great weather, hot sand, skimpy bikinis, a few monokinis, way too many Speedos and the cool Mediterranean Sea just a few steps away. I could grow to like this lifestyle. I caught the 6 Pm Beach Bus to town and made my reservations for Saturday’s dinner at Mirador along the Bastioni Marco Polo. My dinner reservation that night at Gianni’s place wasn’t till 8 PM, so I stopped off at the Café Latino overlooking the harbor for a couple of cocktails, accompanied by some munchies: pizza bites, fried tortillas and cheese puffs. NB: my rum punch here was 9.5 euro; in the center of town it was 6 euro. Hmmm.

The place filled up quickly and, as I was at a table for four, I invited a middle-aged couple looking for seats to join me. Gabriele and his wife were from Rome and he was with Johnson and Johnson, and we had a nice chat while they sucked down their cocktails. He even offered to pay for mine, an unexpected pleasure. Such a great, friendly place. Why don’t I live here? (NB: If I had the money, I would!)

Then it was another fantabulous dinner at Gianni’s place; can’t get enough of that great Sardinian food. This time it was the grilled steak entrecote with potatoes rosemario, as I was still a touch leery of the seafood. A walk home along the Lido rounded out the day nicely.

Friday – yep, another pool day. Love that Med sunshine and lazing around by the pool, dipping into the cool water as needed and getting more tan by the day. But in the evening it was back to town for a cocktail or two at Café Ferret and then it was Friday Night in Alghero, which this week meant the Birralguer: Craft Beer Festival! We got five 0.2L tasting cups for 12 euro, which seemed a bargain. There were also food stalls, and I finally succumbed to a “Giant Wurstel,” which turned out to be a regular hot dog on a bun with French fries piled on top. OK, so that’s a dish that takes some getting used to. But at least this time they had mustard!
My first two beer tastings were OK, a pils and a lager, but the third, an amber beer, had me use up the remainder of my tasting tickets. Good stuff. I shared a table with a young Italian couple and their kid and their dog Bongo, who kept sniffing around my wurstel. The rock band started up and actually made my bun vibrate (the one on the hot dog). When the singer, a guy with dreadlocks down to his ankles, came on, it was time for me to take my leave. You know what they say: ‘If the music’s too loud, you’re too old.’ Sigh.

I wended my way down the Lido through the tourist and local crowds, searching for a late-night sweet anything: seadas, chocolate éclair, anything. Nothing to be had, the food stands were working overtime and the crowds were insatiable. Well, Hell! I finally gave up and collapsed into bed in my lovely air-conditioned room, switched on the TV and found Animal House showing in English. Made my night.

Saturday, July 28 – yep, you guessed it – Pool Day! Nuff said. Took the bus that evening into town for dinner at Mirador overlooking the Med and that amazing Alghero sunset. I had to stop at the Catalunya Hotel’s Skybar first for a frozen daiquiri as I gazed out over the city and its harbor for one last time until my hoped-for next visit. I got to the restaurant around 8 PM, while the sun was still above the horizon and its heat was waning. I started off with an Aperol spritz along with my first course of stuffed ravioli.
The waiters along the Bastioni Marco Polo were the only people I ever saw hustling in Alghero, as most people moved with the slowness of Sardinian time, as if they were walking underwater. Those waiters moved! For my second course, I chose the Irish Picanha steak with ‘mushed potato’ and salad. I suppose it was bound to happen someday, but I sure never expected it to happen at such a popular and renowned restaurant: a bad meal. The meat was tough and stringy and chewy, the potatoes were cold and the ‘salad’ was just some greens and small sliced tomatoes along the side of the plate. Not impressive. The ravioli was Ok, but nothing to write home about.

Did someone alert the chefs that this dish was for the older foreign gentleman eating alone, so they could fob off an inferior cut of meat on him and he wouldn’t notice or complain? If so, wait till they read my upcoming Trip Advisor review. What a shame, how the mighty have fallen. I was so disappointed; Mirador is off my list. (Well, at least the seadas and mirto were good).

Sunday, July 29, my last day in Alghero – just had to spend it at the beach. A couple of regulars recognized me by this time and waved at me as I found my spot in the sand and staked out my area for the day. I really will miss the island ambiance and friendliness of these people, as I always do when I have to leave here. The sun burned me to a nice brown color and the sea seemed especially refreshing each time I dipped into it. Nothing like this in Budapest.
On my way to dinner that evening I talked Alessia and Antonio into some photos, so you can all see what great people they are. Unfortunately, the pool guy, Gianni, must have been sucking down too many mirtos, as every picture came out a touch blurry. Ah, well, you get the idea. Dinner was once again at Santa Cruz with Tommaso. It was early, as I had to get to bed early for my 3 AM wake-up call the next morning. I chose the lamb chops with potatoes; very nice. And, of course, some limoncello and my Last Seadas; boy, will I miss those!
And that was it – again! I said my farewells to Tommasso and Antonio and Alessia, receiving my cheek kisses from all three (should I tell them what those kisses are called in Hungarian?). I got my 3:00 AM wake-up call the following morning, trudged out to the taxi and got to the airport around 4 AM. Checked in at 5 AM for my 6:45 flight, no worries. My Business Class ticket still held up on the second leg from Rome to Budapest, and this time I knew enough to bring some extra olive oil and a bunch of handi-wipes.

Will I go back next year? I guess only time will tell. I did decide that as much as I love it in Alghero, I doubt if I could live there. I’d be bored stiff within a month and inside six months, with all that great food, I’d probably explode. But for a vacation? Just the right thing. Bye for now, see you all soon.

Sunday, June 10, 2018

Invasion of the Pelletteras

So – it was either a safe and 'standard' vacation in Florida or an exciting jaunt to Central Europe for my California family: daughter Morgan, husband Tony and kids Samantha (14) and Nicholas (12). Fortunately – for all of us – they chose Budapest.

They planned for 12 days in Central Europe’s vacation capital and they made the most of every minute. After a looong flight from Los Angeles to London Heathrow, a fairly brief layover and another two-hour jaunt, they arrived in Budapest around 6:30 PM on Monday, May 28 – tired, thirsty and a touch bedraggled, but here nonetheless. And – will wonders never cease – dragging only one (1) suitcase each behind them! Last time Tony and Morgan came they pushed a luggage cart with three gigantic suitcases, capable of carrying a small elephant in each one. Guess Morgan took my advice about packing to heart: “Lay out everything you want to bring and then cut it in half.”

When Nicholas wheeled his suitcase out of the Arrival Gate, followed closely by Samantha, I barely recognized them (the kids, not the suitcases). It was the first time I’d seen the kids since my surprise visit to southern California in 2014; my, how they’ve changed. Also, it was the first time I’d seen Morgan and Tony since our weekend meeting in Rome in 2015.

Hugs and manly abrazos all around, and then it was a taxi to their Air BnB flat on Rákoczi Út, near the center of Budapest (after a brief stop at my flat to pick up all the gifts I had gotten them from my travels, so I wouldn’t have to drag them over on the bus). Very nice flat! Owner Zoli was there to meet us and to show everyone around, explaining the washing machine, lights, keys, balcony (that was an easy one), access codes, TV, etc. It was around 9 PM by this time and the family hadn’t eaten in a while, so we went around the corner to a small étterem for some pizza, sodas and beer (for the adults). They had been traveling for nearly a full 24 hours (with the time change), and it was decided an early bedtime for all would be the best thing for now. Tomorrow would start their full-time sightseeing visit to one of the most beautiful cities in Europe, if not the world.

In June, Budapest’s morning sky begins to brighten around 4:00 or so, with actual sunrise shortly before 5 AM. Coupled with an interrupted sleep rhythm due to the long flight, the family was all up and about very early. Breakfast, unpacking and getting ready for their first day in Hungary took up some time, but after that they just waited for me to show up. Of course, I was also up early with the sun, not my regular schedule either; early mornings are generally anathema to me, but for special occasions, well, I can brave the early light as well as anyone.

So I picked up the family around 8 AM and walked them down Rákoczi út, around my beautiful little neighborhood garden, Károlyi Kért (closed due to replanting the flowers), and into Egyetem Tér (University Square), which had been renovated since Morgan and Tony’s last visit in 2003. A quick stop at Starbuck’s for their morning caffeine jolt and we picked up my Dutch friend Robert at his flat below mine for his regular and my rare walk up Gellert Hill.

Yes, Robert is sickeningly fit and hale and hearty, retired at 63 and still going for long treks in Norway and bicycling from Budapest to Szentendre, about 30 kilometers (20 miles). I’m happy to make it to the market, about 200 meters from my flat.
Anyway, the weather was beautiful, the sun was shining, and I wanted the kids to get their first real overview of Budapest from a high vantage point, so Gellert Hill it was. Robert led the way, regaling the kids with stories of Budapest sights, his travels to India and, of course, base untruths about my activities around town. I admit to none of those.

Despite my long walks when I travel the world, I am not an accomplished mountain climber and so my progress up Gellert Hill, on the west side of the Danube, was somewhat slower than the rest of the group. Fortunately there were stops along the way for trampoline jumping, checking out the views and pointing and laughing at poor old Grandpa Gary as he trudged up that damn hill. But I made it, finally, huffing and puffing and slathering Deep Heat on my broken-down knees. So there.
Naturally, everyone was thrilled with the cityscape they saw from the top of Gellert Hill and digital memory cards had their work cut out for them to store all the pics taken. After oohing and aahing, we walked down the north side of the hill to Erzsébet Bridge and back across the Danube. Robert left us to have his own breakfast with his wife Marie and we walked down Vaci Utca, Budapest’s premier shopping and tourist street, toward Vőrősmarty Square. Just before the square, we stopped in at Cyrano’s restaurant for a late breakfast.

The Hungarian food was, of course, a revelation for the kids and they dug in with gusto. Nicholas opted for the gulyas leves (Goulash soup) and Samantha had risotto. The tourists were out in force and the liveliness and ambiance of this great shopping street seemed to energize most everyone. Not having seen Sam and Nick for four years, I was amazed at how much they’ve changed and grown, physically and in other ways. They and their parents were eager to experience this new adventure as fully as possible, and continued to ask me how to say things in Hungarian. The most popular - and most used – word they all learned was “Köszönőm,” which means “Thank you.” Within a few minutes they were all pronouncing it correctly and dazzling the local wait staffs with their knowledge. We walked down Vaci Utca again after lunch, but the kids were still adjusting to the time change and needed a quick afternoon nap. It was so ordered.

I had debated with myself whether I should schedule something for the night after the family’s arrival, but Morgan thought it would be OK, so I did: flamenco night at Budapest’s most happening venue, Vicky Barcelona tapas bar in Gozsdu Udvar, the series of six interconnecting courtyards in the middle of the city, and now Budapest’s IN place to see and be seen. I picked up the family around 6 PM and we had just enough time to play a few arcade games on the way. Thanks to my bud Daniel, manager of VBs, we had great seats right up front near the dancing. Everyone had the tapas, which were as tasty and plentiful as always.
My English buddy Keith joined us for drinks and a light repast. He had met Morgan and Tony back in 2003. Morgan had seen a photo of Keith and me seated at VB’s bar and wanted one for herself, with all of us. She got it. The flamenco performance started around 8 PM and went on for a couple of hours. I’d warned Morgan that the nighttime activities I had planned would keep the kids up until at least 10 PM and maybe even later. Since they’re used to going to bed by 8 PM (!), it might be a challenge. And this first night, it was. They lasted through the first set of flamenco, accompanied by Spanish guitar, but by 9 PM they had pretty much hit their wall and were sacked out on their bench. Ah, well, at least they had dinner and got a taste of Spanish culture.

Wednesday, May 30, the kids were once again up at the crack of dawn and decided they couldn’t wait any longer to open all of their gifts from around the world. When I arrived at their flat, Nicholas played Santa and dug into the bags of stuff I had brought them. This time it was booty from Oman, Qatar and Minsk (Belarus). Plus, of course, I got to open my gifts from America. Alright! I won’t detail all of the gifts here, but everyone seemed to enjoy my selections for them. I’d even found Harley Davidson t-shirts for Tony in Doha (Qatar) and Minsk. I was rewarded with a bagful of t-shirts from Alta Loma High School, in addition to one from The Varsity in Atlanta (one of my old hangouts when I was in high school). But no corned beef hash! Bummer! I’m still waiting for one of the Hungarian supermarket chains to import it; patiently, I might add.

We walked down to Blaha Lujza Tér and caught the 4/6 tram to Margit Bridge, then walked down to Parliament Square, which has also changed drastically in the past 15 years. Morgan tried to reserve a tour of Parliament, but the English-language tours were booked until June 11th – three days after they were to leave Budapest. Damn!
We walked over to Freedom Square (Szabadság Tér) and enjoyed the scenery and park. The kids checked out the fountains and statues and we even stopped in at Bestsellers bookstore to say Hi to owner Tony, but he wasn’t in. I showed them the Basilica, due for a later visit, and we stopped for lunch at Monenegroi Gurman, one of the best places for meat in town. Unfortunately, Morgan doesn’t eat meat any longer, so she missed out on this amazing taste treat, but everyone else enjoyed their plieskavica.

After lunch I took the family behind the Basilica to the Cat Café, a fun venue not many tourists know about: a small café full of cats for people to stroke, play with, etc. You used to be able to feed them cat treats, but, judging from the size of some of the feline inhabitants, could no longer do so. Another brief afternoon relaxation period and I picked the family up again around 4 PM for our excursion to the hinterlands of Budapest and our dinner with some old friends.

I have known Mike and Ida Apted almost since I arrived in Budapest in 1999. When Morgan and Tony were here in 2003, Mike and Ida joined us at Fat Mo’s for dinner and to hear the Hot Jazz band, so they were ready to renew an old acquaintance. Our friends Robert and Marie were there also, so it was a good crowd for some of Ida’s amazing home cooking. After a social hour, we all settled in for dinner: gulyas leves, turo pancakes with cream and chocolate sauce, champagne, great ambiance and tasty desserts. Nicholas and Samantha still hadn’t quite shaken off their jet lag and managed to look for coins in the sofa cushions around 7:30 or so. It’s always fun to have an evening at the Apteds and this was no exception. Since the kids were still somewhat logy, we took a taxi back to their flat rather than ride the metro.

On Thursday it seemed the kids had gotten sufficient sleep to conquer their time change. I picked everyone up around 9:30 AM and we walked over to the nearby synagogue, the largest remaining one in Europe. The crowds were light and we managed to get tickets to do the self-guided tour. It really is an arresting sight inside and well worth seeing. We also did the outdoor cemetery and Holocaust Memorial in the rear garden, with a large metallic tree, called the Emanuel tree, with the names of Jews murdered during the Holocaust engraved on each of the leaves. Sobering to all.

Then it was over to St. Stephen’s Basilica, a short walk past Deák Ferenc Tér. The family took another self-guided tour inside the church, viewing The Relic (mummified hand of St. Stephen) and climbing the three million steps to the top of the dome for another panoramic view of Budapest. I wisely waited outside on a comfy bench, watching the young female tourists in their short-shorts amble by.

We had another fairly light lunch of pizza at Gian Mario’s Italian restaurant nearby, then everyone split for their standard afternoon relaxation period. We met back at my flat around 4:30 and walked downstairs for a Happy Hour with Robert and Marie and Robert’s sister Reinette and her husband Joss. Around 6:30, we caught the Number 2 tram along the Danube to Vigádo tér, where we found the Duna Corso terrace restaurant in the shadow of Duna Castle, across the river. It was dinner with the Hot Jazz Band as background, relaxing in a fantastic warm/cool evening in Budapest, right on the Danube. Doesn‘t get a lot better than that.
Cocktails, libamaj (liver) paté, various chicken dishes with noodles. Keith joined us once again, along with Jerry and Judy Robinson (he retired American, she semi-retired Hungarian). During the evening, our French friend Pierre also stopped by with his friend Eszter to say Hi. Then later who should show up but Robert and Marie and Reinette and Joss, although they had to park at another table. One final time (I hoped!), the kids crashed out too early in their seats – we’ll have to work on their party skills!

Friday was a late morning. When I picked up the family around 10 AM, it appeared the kids had finally, at last, actually recovered from their jet lag. We took the tram down to Margaret Bridge and did some mini-sightseeing, then headed over to the Mystique Escape Room. These games made their debut in Budapest a few years ago and quickly became popular all around Europe. The deal is, there are different theme rooms – Egyptian, Harry Potter, Time Machine, etc. – in which a small team of people – families, friends, etc. – are locked in. Scattered around the room are clues as to how to escape from their confinement. The team must search for the clues, helping each other figure out how to apply the clues and thus get out of the room. Hints are available from the overseers and the time limit is one hour; after that, if the team is still in the room, they are released in ignominy.

This activity was a gift from my Hungarian doctor to the family and they all seemed to enjoy it. I waited for them in a nearby coffeehouse while the escape went on. They actually did make it out within the time limit – with 90 seconds to spare! Not an easy quest, but hopefully it was fun for the entire family. We strolled down Andrassy Avenue and made our way back to their flat. Then it was 5:30 and we were all to gather at Seaman’s Bistro on the Belgrad Rakpart (riverside) for a Meet and Greet evening with old and new friends.
The family caught a bus across from their flat and met me at the bistro. People began showing up shortly thereafter. Several people who had met Morgan and Tony in 2003 came, as well as many of my friends made over the past years. Old bud Stuart McAlister came, Basel Tarcheh from Syria (a member of our Friday Happy Hour crowd), Jerry and Judy Robinson (never miss a party!) and Zsani who works with Stuart showed up with a bunch of her friends. My good friend and student Zsofi was there along with Robert and Marie. Probably a few more guests arrived without my sober knowledge, but the evening was deemed a success by all. And the kids managed to stay awake until nearly 10 PM!

Saturday I was able to arrange a Kids’ Day for, who else but, the kids! Keith and his son Anthony (14), along with another English friend Sanjay and his two kids, Justin (14) and Lia (12), met us at Palatinus Strand swimming complex on Margaret Island. We took tram and bus to get there and, while the day was spottily sunny and cloudy, kids and swimming pools are usually a pretty good combination. Once again, everyone appeared to have a great time.

The rain hit us around 5 PM, but we were on our way out anyway. Sanjay thought the family would enjoy one of Budapest’s more interesting restaurants: Sir Lancelot, one of those medieval-themed restaurants so popular a while back in the USA. Having been to them in the past (although never to Sir Lancelot’s), I was not enthusiastic, but what the heck, maybe the kids would like it after all. Sanjay called in a reservation and we arrived early and were escorted to our seats in the packed, long-hall cellar area to wait for Sanjay and his kids.

Well, it was wonderful! Dimly lit, medieval accoutrements all over the walls and ceilings, people at long tables and benches, raising their medieval mugs of mead (OK, it was probably beer) and shouting “Wassail!” It was silly and crude and just too much damn fun. Amazing I’d never been there before. The food was surprisingly reasonably priced and very good; I had the deer sirloin filet along with several beers. There was entertainment to boot: belly dancers, fire dancers, knights with swords, weight lifter, a medieval band – it was impossible not to grin and enjoy the ambiance. Even the kids stayed awake during the entire meal and show. Can’t wait to get back!
Sunday was another general sightseeing day. We took the metro to Batthyány tér on the Buda side of the Danube to get a great photo op of Budapest’s wonderfully baroque parliament building back across the Danube in Pest. Caught another tram to the foot of the Castle and took the funicular up the hillside to the main castle area. Strolled the castle and walked over to the castle district nearby, where we found The Labyrinth, another tourist attraction I’ve never done. It was time again to do something new. The kids loved it, as Budapest’s castle hill is honeycombed with tunnels and caves; plus, it was cool down there, giving a nice respite from the 85-degree heat (30 Celsius).

We had a light lunch in the area then walked around St. Mátyás church and Fisherman’s Bastion for more great views of Budapest. A brief rest, then we met the dinner cruise group at the Duna Palota hotel and walked over to the Europa boat for our evening on the Danube. It was a two-hour cruise on one of the large boats that offers these special events. Buffet dinner, live music and sightseeing in that part of the Danube that runs through the middle of Budapest (which also happens to be a World Heritage site). Very good selection of typical Hungarian dishes and we all tried each of them, along with our “three free drinks:” welcoming flute of champagne and both still and fizzy water on the table. Tricky.
Anyway, it was a perfect evening, with nice breezes and one of our very rare startling sunsets over the castle. Kids and adults had a great time and everyone was glad we took the cruise. On the way back to the flat, I took the family into Szimpla Kert ruin pub, just across from where they were staying. Szimpla is the oldest ruin pub in Budapest, a true landmark of this type of entertainment. There were so many abandoned buildings in town that entrepreneurs would take them over, move in tables and chairs and bar paraphernalia and set up a really cheap pub. There are several in town and they all seem to attract crowds every night of the week. Despite being a major tourist draw, I’m afraid the family wasn’t impressed. Ah, well, different strokes, and all that.

Monday, June 4: The morning pickup was at my flat this time, around 10 AM. We took the tram across the river to Buda at the Gellert Hotel stop, then caught the 19 tram to Clark Ádám Tér, at the foot of the Buda Castle. This time we turned right instead of left, as Morgan wanted to walk the Chain Bridge, which we did. Another tram to Parliament on the Pest side and a short walk down to the Danube bank to the Monument of Shoes, to commemorate the Jews murdered here by the Hungarian Arrow Cross Party (Hungarian Nazis) during WWII. Another sobering remembrance.

Caught another bus to Heroes Square, at the end of Andrassy Út, and explored the Square, city park and the Vaydahunyad Castle (there’s always a castle!). Also checked out the Szechényi Baths, although no time to do them this go-round. A nice outdoor lunch at Nyereg restaurant in the park before another afternoon relaxation period. I picked everyone up around 5:30 and we walked over to the Karavan Food Court on Kazinczy utca for a light dinner. Didn’t want to eat too heavily before our karaoke night. Morgan had her langos and the kids each had something equally as light, but filling. I had a beer and a taste off everyone’s plate.

We walked over to Gozsdu Udvar and found the Blue Bird Café’s private karaoke rooms. We had booked an early time (7-10 PM) because I was told the kids could only stay until 10 PM. The rooms were all really nice and well-appointed, BUT none of them had any air-conditioning. Or ceiling fans. Or regular floor fans. Or anything resembling something to cool down the crowds of singers. We were switched to all three rooms, with no respite from the heat.
Nevertheless, we did have a good crowd for the night; 15-20 people came and went during the session, and it turned out we actually stayed until nearly 11 PM. Our singers turned up in droves: Zsofi (who sings the old standards), Stuart (new standards) and his wife Edit, Pierre (songs in French), Keith and Sanjay. Also, Zsani was there with her partner; Zsani amazed everyone with her really beautiful voice, sounding like Nina Simone and Janis Joplin. Samantha and Nicholas also sang early in the evening, a good start to their teen years as performers. Morgan and I did Summer Nights from Grease and even Tony joined Morgan with another song: it was Tony’s very first karaoke attempt and he acquitted himself well. Outstanding! Jerry and Judy Robinson showed up, as did our Russian friend Daria. So, even though we all lost a couple of kilos of water due to the heat, it was a good, fun-filled energetic night, with lots of singing and great ambiance. Another successful evening out in Budapest.

Tuesday was brunch with my doctor, Ildiko, who has been helping me out with my prescriptions since I arrived in Budapest. We meet every two months or so for brunch at her favorite local restaurant, Alessio, one of the best Italian restaurants in town. After all these years, we are both intimately acquainted with each other’s family. Dr. Ildiko knows all about Morgan and Tony and the kids, has seen pictures and has followed the kids childhood years. I, in turn, have met her son Marton, who is now a doctor practicing in Denmark. I was even at his wedding on the Europa boat a couple of years ago. Now it was time for my long-time friend Dr. Ildiko to meet my family. It’s an easy bus ride into one of the classier neighborhoods of Buda, so we all hopped on the Number 5 bus across the street from the family’s flat, crossed the Danube, and were there in about 20 minutes. We spent the next few hours talking and laughing and enjoying the great food and trading stories. Everyone got along famously as they all swapped stories and personal data.
We went through pastas and pizzas and seafood and chocolate tortes. It’s so great for me to be able to introduce so many of the favorite people in my life to each other and to see them get along so well.

During the early afternoon, Dr. Ildiko insisted Tony and Morgan try some of the local palinka (Hungary’s answer to schnapps). She poured us all four different types to see which they liked best. I may on occasion have one palinka a week before dinner, but four within one hour on a weekday afternoon? The trees were buzzing. At the end of our brunch, Dr. Ildiko gave Morgan and Tony a bottle of wine and one of palinka to take home. A great afternoon.

Everyone went to their respective flats for a rest. I got a text from Morgan around 6 PM saying the family wanted to take a night off from all the activity and just relax, which was also OK with me. Turned out they had dinner at a new place called Fuego, which they highly recommend.

I was then out of reserved things to do, so on Wednesday we took the HEV (intercity train) to Szentendre, a lovely little town about 30 kilometers up the Danube. We strolled the banks and streets, checked out the folk art and tourist tat, had a nice lunch at a terrace in the town square and generally took it easy. The family climbed up the hill in the town center on which stands a church, while I rested on a nice comfy bench with a cool drink. Szentendre is one of those quaint little towns that simply oozes charm and simply begs to have its tiny side streets explored. A few hours was enough. I had planned to take the boat back to Budapest as a treat for everyone, but, lo and behold, the river boats for this journey were not running in 2018. The entire year! Amazing. It was like ordering a dish in a restaurant and being told, “Oh, we don’t have that.” Just my luck.

Another afternoon rest and the family picked me up again. On our stroll around my neighborhood, we stopped in at the Zoo Café, just behind my flat, for some quality animal time. The Zoo Café goes the Cat Café one better, in that it has, in addition to its humungous cats, rabbits, lizards (actually, I think they were chameleons), snakes, birds (including toucans) and other exotic creatures. All of these animals can be taken out of their enclosures and handled, fondled, played with, petted, etc. Just no feeding, please. Naturally, the kids were enchanted and made good use of the rabbits, lizards and snakes. A nice interlude.

We had a light and late dinner at Bubba’s seafood place on Egyetem Tér, enjoying the night and the cool weather. More good food, more good company and chats with the kids.

And our last day together, Thursday, June 7. It was to be a shopping day, to gather gifts for friends and family and whatever souvenirs hadn’t already been found. We began early in the center of the city at Vőrősmarty Tér, but within an hour or so the rain started. We scurried from shop to shop, then settled in for a light and early lunch at Il Cucina restaurant while the rain hopefully passed us by. Which it did, eventually, and we got on with our wander down Vaci utca to the other end at the big indoor market, Vásárcsarnok. More shopping for folk arts and crafts and a final afternoon rest.
We met back at For Sale restaurant and Pub across from the Vásárcsarnok for dinner at 7 PM. I tried to get everyone to have the Jokai Bableves (best soup in town), but only Tony would go for it, while the others had other interesting dishes from the 150-item menu. It was all scrumptious and plates were cleaned. Samantha and Nicholas left their marks on the walls of this famous local place; all of For Sale’s walls are covered with business cards and other mementos from visitors from all over the world.

And then it was time to say goodbye until our next meeting. No telling when that will be, as kids will be busy now with school and racing and sports and their teen years. Tony will be busy with his work and Morgan with her work and 101 other volunteer activities (plus, she told me she’s considering going for her PhD! This kid never stops…Kid? Damn, she’s in her late 40s!). I hope to continue traveling, although not as much as in the past as there are so few places left in the world that I really want to visit – and how many people do you know who can make that claim? Anyway, we will all have our own lives to live and who knows when we’ll meet again?

The family walked me the two blocks to my flat, where we said our goodbyes, complete with hugs and backslaps and cheek kisses. I was so happy to have had this opportunity to see everyone before they get on with their lives. I hope our next gathering won’t be quite as long as this one. A really fantastic 12 days.

The family’s flight was around 7:30 on Friday morning (yucchh!), so they had to be at the airport by 5:30. I was sure everyone was dragging but was also sure Tony hustled them along. Later that morning I got this text from Morgan:

“The airport thing, not going as well as we had hoped, lol. At 330am when the alarm when tiff, I got a text saying that our flight had been delayed - 10 hours! So we weren’t going to make our connection flight in London. Ugh. So they put us on a Budapest to Philadelphia, then Philadelphia to LAX, arriving at about 9 ppm tonight. Budapest to Philly flight leaves at 1130 am; going thru customs now. Crazy. Apparently a flight that landed last night at this airport took a chunk out of the landing strip, so they ended up canceling a bunch of flights.”

And the adventure continues………..

Wednesday, May 09, 2018

Food and Drinsk in Minsk

(No – it’s not a misspelling, just my warped sense of humor)

One of the last countries in Central/Eastern Europe which I had not visited was Belarus. Why not? Well, as a former Soviet appendage, I would have had to get a visa to travel there, which is a pain in the neck, not to mention rather expensive. So I put Belarus on my back burner to see what turned up. And then, in 2017, the Belarussian government relaxed its visa rules so that people from 80 countries around the world could visit Belarus visa-free for five days. All a tourist had to have was a valid passport (got that), 25 euros per day (no problem) and an insurance policy in case of sickness (I could buy that at the Minsk airport before entering the country for about $7 US).

So -- YES! I was ready! I gathered my passport and money together and bought my ticket for a long weekend stay in Minsk, the capital and largest city of Belarus and also the capital of the Commonwealth of Independent States (an alliance of 12 of the former republics of the former Soviet Union). I checked the weather report and at first glance it looked good, so booked my hotel – an old converted monastery called Monastyrski – and got out my weekend carry-on travel case and got ready to go to Minsk.

Although Minsk itself was somewhat of a mystery, I had heard that the women of Minsk were among the most beautiful in the world, so that I had to see for myself. My flight on Thursday, May 3, would be with LOT Polish Airlines and would take me from Budapest to Warsaw, where I’d catch my connecting flight to Minsk, arriving around two o’clock in the afternoon. Although my hotel offered an airport pickup service, it was rather pricey, so I decided a standard taxi into the city center, about 40 kilometers from the airport, would suffice. Another great weekend adventure was about to unfold.

I began my travel day of Thursday, May 3, with yet another infamous Budapest “No Got ‘Em.” Checked in at the airport and went looking for a breakfast burger at Burger King. It was the height of the breakfast hour, hordes of hungry travelers looking for the main item on the breakfast menu. I ordered mine and the response from the dough-faced person behind the counter was – you guessed it – “Oh, we don’t have that.” Aaarrgghh!! If I could have gotten even a Swiss army knife through Security I would have plunged it into her black heart. Out of the best-selling item on their breakfast menu; incredible.

Anyway, it was one hour to Warsaw, 40 minutes to clear Passport Control and change planes (which I made in the nick of time) and another 90 minutes to Minsk. Suddenly things were going just a touch too easy. Found the “Obligatory Health Insurance” booth just before Passport Control at the Minsk airport and bought my health insurance for 6 euro. Passport Control was a breeze, although my guy did examine my passport with a lighted jeweler’s loop – never seen that before. I found the exit, changed some money and found the tourist booth, around 3 PM or so, where the young lady arranged a car to take me to my hotel. Only 30 BYN (Belarussian rubles), or about $15US.

My driver took his time, getting me to the neighborhood of my hotel at 4:15 PM. I say neighborhood, because my hotel, a converted Bernardine monastery, was located in a car-free area containing at least five churches, which I immediately dubbed ‘Temple Square.’ He dropped me off in front of a guard post and motioned with his arm toward the portaled entry, about 50 meters away, as if to say, “Ok, Tourist, this is as far as I go; your hotel is somewhere in there. Good luck.” Needless to say, his tip was stillborn.

So, I entered the sacred area through a low-arched gateway and wandered around for a while, looking for my hotel. I did finally find it, behind another fenced and gated wall. Oh, by the way, did I mention the temperature was 31 degrees Celsius? That’s around 87 degrees Fahrenheit, for my American readers. Friggin’ hot! Fortunately, I had chosen well once again, as when I was finally able to find a door to get me inside, I found the Monastyrsky Hotel was wonderfully cool and dark, with long, arched, moody hallways, hung with dimly-lighted chandeliers. Very atmospheric.
My room was also monastic in feel if not in accoutrements. Heavy dark wood furniture, Persian-style rugs, windows with wood shutters; I felt like I should be attending matins every morning. The room did, of course, boast a safe, mini-bar fridge, flat-screen TV, modern shower and bathroom area, in-room phone and air-conditioner controls I never could figure out. But the room remained cool during my entire visit, so I was happy.
OK, time to see what central Minsk was like.

From Wiki travel: “Situated on the Svislač and Niamiha rivers, from 1919-1991 Minsk (Belarusian: Мінск, Russian: Минск - the capital and largest city of the Republic of Belarus with a population of about two million people – the same as Budapest!) was the capital of the former Byelorussian Soviet Socialist Republic. The city was 80% destroyed during World War II and was rebuilt in the 1950s to the liking of Stalin. Large, Soviet-bloc style buildings make up a large portion of the heart of the city. For this reason, Minsk is a wonderful place to visit for those interested in the Soviet Union, although English is rarely spoken and tourism is not a priority in Minsk.

“For a long time after the demise of the Soviet Union in 1991, Minsk (and Belarus, in general) had the reputation of a Soviet experience park among its very few tourists. This stereotype, however, has started losing its relevance; Minsk now offers reliable and affordable public transport, plentiful hotels, convenient banking, as well as shopping and dining experiences that international tourists will find familiar. The quality and number of sightseeing opportunities have improved remarkably, too. Those who want to see the Soviet past in action, should venture further afield in Belarus and consider specialist tours.”

I was a slow three-minute walk from a lovely curve in the Svislach River, which flows through the city, and in which, my trusty Wikipedia internet site proclaimed, there were multitudes of bars and restaurants in a small area along Ulitsa Zybitskaya. Mr. Wiki was right again, and I almost immediately found my first destination: The Mad Rabbit bar, where a long, cold, frosty, frothy one-liter Belarussian beer went down just famously. Aaaahhh; home again.

My body temperature having returned to near normal, I decided to check out another bar I’d read about, but could hardly believe, which was only 10 meters away: the Calvin Coolidge bar. I had found a Herbert Hoover street in Warsaw, Poland, but had never before come across a European street named after one of the USA’s least-known presidents (his popularity rating was just below that of James K. Polk). Was there some sort of family relationship? Was his original name Calvin Coolidgeskaya? Did he once own a Russian wolfhound? One of the waiters told me the owner was just a big fan of the Roaring Twenties and decided to immortalize his bar by naming it after the person who was president during that time. Oh. Well, OK, then.
By this time I’d passed the desire for beer and had headed into cocktail hour. My waiter took care of me with a special rum drink, plenty of ice and lots of interesting and subtle other flavors. Maybe this place was home. I could easily have remained there for many happy hours, but decided to keep wandering so as to get my orientation for future meanderings. I next found the Bar Duck, another recommended watering hole on Wikipedia, but they weren’t open yet and besides, even when they did open, it turned out the only beer they bar offered was – believe it or not – Corona! Onward and Upward!

I finally landed at U Ratushy for dinner overlooking Temple Square (NB: it probably really isn’t called that, but with so many churches in a car-free environment, it just sounded good to me. So – Temple Square it is!). I went back to the local beer, Lidskoe Premium, to accompany my lamb sausage, which was tasteful and filling. After dinner, I wandered down to Bar Row (u. Zubitskaya) again and found a place called Malt and Hops, where I enjoyed a Harp at their bar. Finally, what I really needed was a good night’s sleep in an air-conditioned room, so I trudged uphill again to Monastyrski and a well-deserved dive into the arms of Morpheus.

Friday dawned sunny and bright and I was, amazingly enough, up with the sun. This was to be my self-guided walking tour day. After an adequate but uninspired hotel breakfast (possibly based on what those monks used to put up with), I walked a long block to find one of the two metro lines in Minsk. I had a Google map of where I wanted to go: the metro station closest to the main railway station, which was the starting point for my walk. I bought my token and entered the area between the red and blue lines and from there just could not determine where I had to go. My map listed its major points of interest in English and I thought the railway station was an obvious landmark, but it seemed several local Minskians just couldn’t figure out where I wanted to go. I finally corralled a youngish man who looked at my map and told me it was just one stop away on the blue line at the Ploschad Lienina station. Piece of cake. I was there in two minutes.
I wandered the maze beneath the railway station, directed by signs to somewhere I hoped would be recognizable, and finally emerged above ground in the station’s main hall. I walked out the front doors and across the street were the Minsk Gates, two tall, bulky apartment or office towers that did, indeed, appear to lead the wary visitors toward the city center. From there, even I could follow the map. The first major sight was Independence Square, constructed to celebrate Byelorussia’s 1945 membership in the UN. Impressive, as all such Russian-style monuments always are. Next to the square is the Red Church, another impressive landmark, although I didn’t get to see too much of it as it was pretty much covered in scaffolding. I really think many of the cities I choose to visit plan their renovations upon receiving word that I would be visiting their fair city. Incredible.

I continued my stroll up one of the city’s main streets, Praspyekt Nyezalyezhnastsi, which I didn’t even attempt to pronounce, to myself or anyone else of whom I had to ask directions. I stopped at the main post office to buy a postcard and send it off to my California family; I can only hope it gets there. I wandered by the former KGB headquarters building and eventually found myself back at the metro station at which I had started. Cool. From there, I took a short-cut through a park toward the river, which would eventually lead me to Gorky Park. I was sweating profusely, however, in the 30-degree heat, so decided a morning snack with a long, cool drink was in order.

Just on the corner before Gorky Park, and across from the national Minsk circus building, was a Union Coffee shop, just opening. I parked myself at one of the outdoor tables and ordered a large lemonade with a lot of ice, along with a small bottle of water and more ice. In addition, the menu featured crepes mascarpone, which sounded like a nice mid-morning treat. I was leery of ordering one, fearful I would get the dreaded, “Oh, we don’t have that,” response, but, lo and behold, they did have it, for which I was eternally grateful.

My waitress brought me two glasses of lemonade, which was apparently their only way to serve a large glass. OK, no problem. I drained the first glass in about two seconds flat, let out a big smile, and attacked my mascarpone (banana-filled crepes) while slowly sipping the second lemonade. I’d save the water for dessert.

I also thought I could save the remainder of my walking tour for Saturday morning, as the heat was getting miserable. I walked back to my hotel, but before relaxing in its coolness, I checked with the receptionist about a place I had seen advertised earlier that day and to which I might want to go. She found it for me on the internet and I immediately went out to look for a taxi, as it was quite a ways out of the city center.
As I was standing on the corner, broiling in the blazing heat, sweat running down my body in salty rivulets and overflowing my hiking boots to form a puddle on the sidewalk, a young waiter at the coffee shop next to me appeared by my side as if by magic, offering me a plastic cup filled with ice water. How about that?! It’s the little things like that that make international travel so rewarding. No matter what else good or not so happened to me during my stay, I’ll always remember that thoughtful act by that kind young man.

I finally found a taxi and ran my errand and got back to the hotel in time for lunch. It felt like a light lunch day, so I chose the terrace of Planeta Pizza, overlooking Temple Square. A small (20 cm) pizza was just the ticket, along with one of those refreshing Minskite beers. So I had both. Since it was a Friday, I was even fortunate enough to be entertained during lunch by choir practice from the church across the square. Or maybe it was just a tape. Anyway, pizza and beer always go better with baroque medieval chanting. After lunch, some air-conditioned relaxation was in order to better prepare myself for dinner.

I had an early dinner at a small Italian place along the boulevard called Perfetto. Yummy seafood fettucine plate, with all sorts of goodies. Afterwards, a stop at a nearby Cinnabon rounded me out just right. I was ready to WOW the Minskarian club crowd with some classic karaoke. But alas, it was not to be.

I’d found a couple of karaoke clubs on the internet and decided I’d try the one that looked the best: Jelsomino’s. It was a longish walk from the restaurant and I arrived around 8:15, just after the doors opened. As I walked up to the entrance, I noted the “greeters”: a hulking Neanderthal in a suit and tie sitting behind a podium, a young woman in slinky black dress and a young man in black slacks, black vest and white shirt, no tie. Uh, oh. It looked like I wouldn’t be getting in tonight.

I’d hit this situation in Tbilisi, Georgia, the previous year. It seems that some of the eastern European night spots like to maintain an upscale façade, probably so they can charge more for drinks and so scruffy Americans like me won’t bring down the atmosphere. Therefore, they require appropriate attire for gentlemen and ladies who wish to use their facilities. I doubted my cargo pants and hiking boots would meet their requirements. Naturally, the “greeters” rarely speak any English and therefore are unable to explain about the dress code. In fact, they have only been taught one word to turn away potential customers who don’t fit their profile. And so, as I approached the entrance, the hulking Neanderthal looked at me and grunted out his single English word: “Closed!”

Obviously, they weren’t closed, and I knew the score, but decided I needed a little bit of fun before retreating gracefully, especially since I wouldn’t be singing there tonight. So I engaged the unholy trio in a short-lived dialogue, which was fun for me but not so much for them; at least the young man, Vasily, had limited English.

Me: “So - I can tell you aren’t really closed. When do you open again?”
Vasily: “We are closed.”
Me: “OK, so are you closed forever or will you open again sometime later tonight or tomorrow?”
Vasily: “We are closed.” (He must have been taking English lessons at the ‘I am Groot’ school)
Me: “So, is it because I don’t meet your dress code?”
Igor (Hulking Neanderthal): “Closed!”
Me: “You know, if you just tell me you have a dress code, or maybe have a discreet notice on your front door, it’s OK, I understand.”
Vasily: “You must have good shoes. We are closed.”
Me: “Ah HA! Now we’re getting somewhere. It’s my hiking boots, right?”
Anna (pretty girl in slinky black dress): “If you have good shoes, you can make sex with me. But not with hiking boots.”
Me (thinking fiercely, as all the shoe stores were closed by then): “Story of my life. Well, Anna, thanks anyway, maybe another time when I have good shoes. Vasily, I appreciate your understanding. Igor, you’ve been a real brick. (I may have mispronounced that last word slightly in my eagerness to find a shoe store that was still open). You’all have a good night and don’t take any wooden hiking boots.”
Vasily: “OK, bye bye.”
Igor: “Closed!”
Anna: “Vernis', kogda u tebya khoroshiye botinki. Mne nravitsya vypuklost' v vashikh shtanakh.”

OK, I’d messed with them enough, although I sure wished I’d had better shoes; that Anna was a definite babe. I could have sung You Can Leave Your Hat On just for her. As it was, The Incredible Hulk continued to practice his fearsome scowl, so I used my hiking boots for their intended purpose and boogied on down the road to see what else the night might hold for me.

I cruised the neighborhood bars in Temple Square again and had a cocktail at a couple of them, but the Friday night crowd gathering around the Square and its environs had grown to unmanageable proportions (for me, at least), and so, after another beer at the Malt and Hops bar, which was, once again, empty except for me, I decided maybe Friday wasn’t my night after all. I stopped at the hotel’s downstairs bar and billiard room for a nightcap and got into a conversation with a salesman from India, in town to talk to the locals about some sort of solar-powered roof tiles. One drink of the really good local vodka, Glubina, led to another and I was amazed the following morning to see I’d found my way back to my room through the maze of dimly-lit hallways. And no hangovers with the good stuff. Time for a shower and breakfast.

During all this time of eating and drinking and strolling and sightseeing, I was also checking out the local female population to see if what I had heard was true. Well, let me tell you – it was! Holy Wonder bra, Batman! The young women of Minsk were everything advertised and more. Almost all the young women have long, flowing hair, which they keep flipping and teasing and stroking until the young Belarussian men lie panting in their wake as they pass by. Of course, they dress as provocatively as custom and the law allow – which is pretty damned provocative! Clear-skinned, slender figures, long, tapering fingers, and that peculiarly Eastern European slant to their eyes that promises a thousand and one nights of intrigue and exhausting passions. Pardon me if I wax poetic, but they are Babes!
Saturday morning dawned bright and clear – and much colder. From a high of 31 Celsius on Friday evening, it was now 14 Celsius, about 58 degrees Fahrenheit. Brrr. Good thing I had brought a light jacket, which I now donned in preparation for my morning exploratory walk. This time I’d start with the Old Town section, or Trinity, as it was called locally. Then onto the Island of Tears and afterwards, well, we’d have to wait and see.

The Old Town was actually pretty empty on a Saturday morning in spring, so I was able to walk the tiny maze of streets with very little company. I checked out the architecture and the general feel of the area, which was quite nice and peaceful. Attached to this section by a somewhat shabby footbridge is the Isle of Tears, a small islet in the river, constructed as a memorial commemorating Soviet soldiers from Belarus who died in the decade-long war with Afghanistan between 1979 and 1989. The centerpiece of the islet is the chapel, with haunting figures of grieving mothers, sisters and widows at its base. A nearby fountain features the boy-like figure of an angel, rigged up to cry teardrops. My guidebook mentioned that when viewed up close, it would be obvious that a certain part of this statue’s anatomy is shinier than the rest. It seems there is a local tradition of newlyweds visiting war memorials on their wedding day; modern folk, however, believe that if the bride gropes this poor young lad’s privates, she’ll be guaranteed children. Naturally, I confined my viewing to photographs.

Having gorged myself on sights and sounds of this area, I walked back across the nearby bridge across the Svislach River and down Nemiga ulitsa, looking for the Brovar Rakovsky, the Rakovsky Brewery. My hotel receptionist had looked it up and told me it was on a side street, just past the Peter and Paul church. Well, between the main street and the side street, there is no actual street, per se, just a narrow passageway with steps leading up to the next level behind the tall buildings on Nemiga u.

I hesitated at first, then sort of warily climbed the steps and sure enough, there were streets behind the buildings. The first street I happened upon was Rakovsky Street, which I figured must have something to do with the brewery (Aaahh, those university Logic classes – still paying off). A short way down this street I asked a local waiter standing outside his restaurant smoking for the object of my search, and he pointed across the street and around a corner and told me I was almost there. I turned the corner and whaddaya know – the entire street was completely torn up and ripped apart. How happy did that make me? Not very. At any rate, the brewery actually did open its doors at noon and I scuttled inside to find another of those wonderful European brewhouses.

I love these places so much, I could die in them. They are part and parcel of the brewery itself, sporting large brew tanks and decorated like a huge bar, complete with stuffed bears and comfy chairs and lots of great food for the hungry drinkers. This place only has about eight of their own locally-brewed beers, and they were all excellent – well, at least the four I sampled. Needless to say, I stayed for snacks and lunch and several tasty beers.

I perused the menu, trying to decide on an initial beer snack before the main course. The menu was in Russian, with English translations, but the English didn’t always translate in a manner that told you what the dish you were reading about actually was. (Terrible sentence, but you get the idea). Anyway, one snack mentioned croutons fried in garlic; hmmm, sounded familiar. I checked the Russian spelling and found: “Гренки.” HEY! I know that word! Grenki! My all-time favorite beer snack. I waved frantically at my waitress and pointed to the word in the menu and said, “Grenki” as passionately as I could, hoping against hope that I wouldn’t get another of the “Oh, we don’t have that” responses.

Whew! They had it and it came and it was everything I could have wished for. Yum. Accompanied by an Irish red ale, it was damn near perfect. It was a filling snack, but I also ordered a light lunch, pelmenyi, or vareniki, if you prefer, meat-filled dumplings with sour cream on top. I was nicely satiated and at peace.

As a point of interest for beer lovers, the three beers that internet reviews said I had to try at this brewery were:

Grashovaye (golden color, malt aftertaste, 3.7% alcohol)
Pilzenskoye (light and bitter, 4.2%)
Irish Red Ale (speaks for itself)

They were all amazing and I deemed the Rakovsky Brewery one of the high points of my visit.

That afternoon, the kids of Minsk were putting on a big show in the Temple Square courtyard on a gigantic stage, with loudpseakers and everything. I sat and enjoyed them for an hour or two, lots of fun, great music and some really talented teens. I’d have loved to join them in a karaoke night, but they were wearing hiking boots, so that was out.
And after the cooler day and a refreshing relaxation period in my hotel, I went out in search of more nightlife. This time I stopped in at the Kurilka Bar, just on the fringe of the Square, and sampled a Mai Tai prepared by an expert. Damn thing was so good and so strong, I wobbled out to locate some food before I embarrassed myself and hit the bar facedown. Plus, there were a couple of smokers in the bar, which they can still do in the former Soviet countries, and which I’m just not used to any longer.

The wind was still whipping through the streets and I decided to take the advice of one of the waiters I’d met and have dinner at my hotel, something I rarely do. I’d much rather be out and about, hanging out at bars, talking to strangers, ogling the women and furthering the cause of international relations. Well, let me tell you, my hotel serves up some scrumptious dishes. I can see why it’s so well-known and well-attended by the local wait staff.

I started off with a recommended shot of the local Byelorussian vodka, Glubina. YOWZA! Set you free! Polly want a cracker! Damn the torpedoes and full speed ahead! So fantastic I even bought a bottle in Duty Free to bring back with me. A glass of nice Georgian wine complemented my beef tongue in a mushroom and wine sauce, layered over potato fritters. It was a standard local dish and one I’m so happy I tried. After dinner, I tried a brief walk but my legs didn’t want to work properly, so I succumbed to the siren’s call of my cozy monk’s cell. A short but good night.

I had no particular plans for Sunday, so decided on the spur of the moment to take the Minsk City Tour – if I could find the damn bus! The internet advertised this tour as a Hop On tour only – no hopping off. It was scheduled to last about 1 ½ to 2 hours and would take up my midday hours. I was an old pro on the Minsk metro by this time, having survived one trip, so I scooted over to the nearby metro station, bought my ticket, found the correct blue line and got on the right car going the right direction. Once again, it was only one stop to the railway station, where I popped up to street level in front of the main entrance. The weather was sunny again, but temp around 14 degrees Celsius, so somewhat cool and windy.

I found the bus parked in front of the KFC branch, ready to go. It left the station at 11 AM and we were back there by 12:30 PM or so. It was a good tour, slowing down to see 18 major sights around the city and some even several miles outside the city limits, like the National Library of Belarus and the Sport Palace. For 30 BYN (around $15 US), it was a nice relaxing tour.

I took the metro back to Temple Square and popped into the Bar Insomniac for lunch, not knowing what I’d find. What I found was one of the best beefsteaks I’d had in all my travels, cooked to perfection and lovingly served up. I was beginning to appreciate Minsk’s restaurants, as they offered really substantial, tasty, well-prepared meals, almost always professional service, usually good atmosphere and certainly acceptable prices. Can’t ask for anything more than that out of a dining-out experience. Plus their bar looked good, too, so I knew I’d be back later.

In the late afternoon I walked along the riverside promenade to take more pics of areas I’d missed previously, especially the views of couples enjoying the early summer sunshine and the pedal boats. One of the bells in one of the church towers let me know it was dinnertime, and I decided I was in the mood for spaghetti; why not? Back to Planeta Pizza overlooking the Square. I sat on the terrace, perused the menu and ordered an old standard: Spaghetti Bolognaise.

”Oh, we don’t have that.”

You have got to be frigging kidding me! Again with the “We don’t have that?” Either Murphy or one of the gods of Olympus has it in for me; how else to explain this constant lack of not only advertised dishes, but standard dishes, signature dishes, dishes it is a national crime NOT to have? By this time I never know whether to sigh in resignation or beat the waiter/tress over the head with the menu. This time I settled for quiet resignation and ordered the Spaghetti Carbonara. At least they had that! But it was no wonder to me that even the taste of this otherwise delicious dish was as ashes in my mouth. Even a beer and some grenkiy toast couldn’t assuage my quiet rage. Maybe some liquor could.
So I headed back to Bar Insomnia and my new favorite bartender, Egbert (I think that was his name; his nametag was too tiny to read). But he was an expert mixologist and proceeded to keep me entertained and just a little buzzed for several hours. He started with a Mai Tai, moved to an El Presidente and finished up with a Rum Cobbler. I was on a rum kick that night and enjoyed every one of those exotic libations. I finally left on unsteady legs and weaved my way around the corner and down the street to a place called Pushka, a really tiny little Mexican-themed bar. In fact, it was about as big as my flat in Budapest. But the bartenders were also very friendly and spoke English and made me a vodka drink with a sort of candy flavor; delish!

By this time the liquor had taken hold nicely, but fortunately I was only about 20 steps from the rear door to my hotel, which took me to the hotel’s restaurant and main-floor bar. Ah, what the heck, one more nightcap, maybe something sweet to really polish me off. A shot of Glubina vodka, some chocolate cake and a scoop of vanilla ice cream, just the ticket. I placed my order and looked at the waitress and knew, just knew, what was coming. “Vanilla ice cream? Oh, we don’t have that.”

So I took out my baseball bat and beat her to death with it. How the heck can you NOT have vanilla ice cream, as advertised? This time, in my anger and stupefaction, I drank two shots of Glubina vodka (it really is good), chewed my chocolate cake furiously and staggered off to bed.

Okay, Monday, May 7, last day in Minsk. Minsk is pretty much a three-day city, so I guess I’d seen almost everything there is to see. Except the Cat Museum, which I planned on seeing today. Had a late breakfast and strolled over to the Cat Museum around 10 AM, hoping it would be open by then. Nope, closed on Mondays. Thank you, O’ Great and Felinacious Bast. Guess I should have come by earlier.

Really nothing left to do. I took a last stroll down by the river, said goodbye to the folks at the Mad Rabbit bar, waved goodbye to the bronze horses behind City Hall and killed a few hours until lunch, which I had at another restaurant overlooking the Square, Verszit Gorad (my spelling of this one is probably abominable). Good lunch, however; beef and mushrooms in a berry-based sauce with a side of fritters, a glass of Georgian red wine and a dessert sorbet. That would last me the rest of the day – maybe the rest of the week.
Anyway, I arranged for a hotel car to drive me to the airport, where I checked in easily. My flight back to Warsaw was a touch late, and when we landed I had just enough time to clear Passport Control back into the EU, then go through another security check and race down to my gate, at which I arrived as they started to board. Puffing and huffing and blowing and sweating – so nice of the airlines to give us so much time for our connecting flights.

And home again in Budapest. Another fun weekend under the belt. Country Number 73. Great food, gorgeous women (as advertised) and a really nice, clean, well-maintained city. I’m glad I finally made it there.

No further trips scheduled for a while. My daughter and her family will be visiting late May – early June, which will keep me busy as a tour guide. Been too long since we were all together, and I haven’t seen my grandkids since they were 10 (Samantha) and 8 (Nicholas). I did meet up with Morgan and Tony for a weekend in Rome in 2015, but it’s always a treat to catch up with the family.

So, another successful blog. Hope to collect all my blogs since 2009 into another book later this year, so watch for that on Until then, Happy Trails and May the Road Always Rise to Meet You.